Greetings and salutations. I know it's been awhile since my last comic, but as you all well know, I am a procrastinator and have ADD. I have everything mapped out in my mind for the next comic. You can look forward to things like, electrocution, a high speed chase, and a severe beating. Wait for it, wait for it.........

Surprise!

It is with great honor and disgust that I present the following comic which was sent to me by a very skillful and disturbed artist who goes by the name, Vincent Van Go. I would like to thank Mr. Van Go for his generous contribution and for making me look like a hack. Enjoy!